Bigfoot spotted in Juniperwood Ranch

Well, I knew it would happen sooner or later: They would catch on to me. I was trying to keep it low-key, so nobody would notice. I was just chillin' one day, when my uncle Jonny snuck up and snapped this picture while I was asleep. He said that by the looks of my feet, I must wear at least a size 12 mens, triple E (wide) I need to have a chat with my uncle. Whoops, someone's on the phone, who is it? Phoenix Suns? Hey Dad, tell 'em, 20M per year, plus 5 years of Gerber commercials guaranteed.

Happy Father's Day!

Here we are taking a little ride in my dad's big truck. This video was shot by my uncle Jonny. We all had a good time at the Quality Inn. Miguel was there and he waited on us. Miguel is our favorite waiter. Mom, Dad, and Uncle Jonny had some good food there.

Hey, I'm a Half Year Old Today!

Man, today I'm six months old. It seem like yesterday. I'm here in my Dad's truck and we are celebrating father's day a little early. Uncle Jonny took us all out to the Quality Inn for steak and all -you-can-eat crab legs. I don't know how my Dad can eat so much. Anyway, I did see a cute girl there. She was 11 months old and she was a little smaller than me. Wow!

I'm Happy!

Here I am and it's the best time of the day. I think you know what I'm talking about. "Eating" I get a chance to get that food all over me. Yes.

Hey There, Remember Me?

Yeah that's right, it's me again. I've been away. I'm back now. I know I my beautiful face is too much for you sometimes, so I back off for awhile. Over exposure is not a good thing. I try to let other folks have some showtime too. Yes, I know I'm humble. I try my best.

My Dad the Art Dealer

Here's a little bit of history for you all. My Dad used to be an art dealer. Here he is trying to sell one of my grandpa's great works of art. I don't know what it is, but it is supposed to be art. I was told that my grandpa sacrificed the family's bathroom mat for this collage. He also took the door bell from the local gas station. I think there is some more stuff glued to that board. An old coaster? And it looks like part of a mattress? I can't figure it out. My Dad said times were tough then, so my grandpa put him to work. I really don't think it sold. It could be a masterpiece!